How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart; Then think with your mind; And then do as your wife says

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss

Breaking News: Avian Flu - Chandigarh Police arrests many husbands while taking their wives forcefully towards Sukhna Lake

School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Cute Answer Kid: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life

Written behind the back of a biker s T-shirt: If you are able to read this it means my wife has fallen off please inform me

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her And eventually married her to prove it

Bengali women make best wives as their hubby is their hobby How nicely they introduce their husbands - Yeh homaara HOBBY hai

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married Man: Will it help? Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour s wife

Man: I want a divorce My wife hasn t spoken to me in six months Lawyer: Better think it over Wives like that are hard to get

Husband: When I m gone you ll never find another man like me Wife replied: What makes you think I d want another man like you

Wife: As the weather is still cold I should like to look at some furs Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let s go to the Zoo

Chess says everything about men women The King has to take one step at a time while the Queen can do whatever she feels like