Marriage Age 18 Drinking Age 25 Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?

In this world everybody makes mistakes but only mother-in-law wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them

You re talking of Twitter and SMS; Even in my real life my communication to my wife is limited to 140 characters only

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first Then follows the second third fourth fifth and so on

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife If somebody else describes her to you

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in Those inside are desperate to come out

Husband: When I`m gone you`ll never find another man like me Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you

Married men play a lot with their wedding rings because they re continuously trying to work out the unlock combination

Wife: I am not talking to you Hubby: Okay Wife: You don t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope I trust your judgment

After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight his doctor advised him to end the celebrations immediately

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time He just gets you married once

A lot of men women would rather stay single because they re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing

Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning look at your wonderful husband and think - Damn he is so lucky

What s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation the husband gets time to hide his money