Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world? Because he had so many wives to advise him

Some people can t decide - whether weekdays are hectic or weekends These people are called married men

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life The wives want both

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house

The human body has over a million nerves And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them

In most cases Marriage is the only Union that can t be organized Both sides think they re THE MANAGEMENT

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other Made for each other Mad at each other Mad bcoz of each othe

Dear Ladies If your man says he ll fix it he will There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants

Strange marital problems: Banta: My wife can cook but won t Santa You re lucky My wife can t cook but does

Married life is so easy It s just like a walk in the park BUT the problem is: that the park is Jurassic

It is difficult to understand GOD He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

Why do Bride Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately Sweetheart U R Dead