On a wall in a ladies room My husband follows me everywhere Written just below it: I do not

Wife: Honey let s go to watch Ek Villain today Husband: But you said your mom isn t in town

If love is blind and marriage is an institution; Then marriage is an institution of the blind

Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that s how difficult marriage is

My wife doesn t mind me flirting with other women She finds their rejection quite entertaining

Q: What s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can t hear a cribbing vitamin

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him

It s damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days

Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? A: Apologise

Marriage counsellor: Why did you hit your wife with a chair? Husband: I couldn t lift the table

A man s body has millions of nerves but only a wife can manage to get on each every one of them

The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is Just open the door and push her out

Hard fact of married life: Your wife misses you the most when you re partying with your friends

Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man

LISTEN and SILENT are two words having the same Alphabets Amazingly both are meant for Husbands