The most famous adventure sport of India is ARRANGED MARRIAGE

A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services they ll become the no 1 site

Flirting is like a game of Chess One wrong move and you are married

A wife is like a hand grenade Remove the ring and your house is gone

Husband s practical problem is to deal with wife s imaginary problems

Man may have discovered fire but woman discovered how to play with it

If at first you don t succeed try doing it the way your wife told you

Shaadi com would have been more popular if it had an Add To Cart button

Dear Ladies Please feed your man well because a fat man can t run away

Wife: Let s enjoy our Weekend Husband: Great Then let s meet on Monday

I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off

Q: What do you call 300 000 women with black eyes? A: Horrible listeners

Wife: How long have you been sleeping? Husband: Ever since I got married

The most cordial happy and successful married life is Yet to be seen