Being a husband is like any other job It helps a lot if you like the boss

Q: Why dogs don t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog s life

Husband to his angry wife Have a Nice Day Wife: Don t tell me what to do

Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi Most men have one Ziddi

Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life

BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable

Answering the wife is like defusing a bomb One mistake and BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

The only crush left in life after getting married is Candy Crush

I always read my wife s horoscope to see what kind of day I m going to have

Pity the man who marries for love and then finds that his wife has no money

A woman who says her husband can t take a joke is wrong He already took he

Marriage is like a midnight phone call - you get a ring and then you wake up

Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you ve heard this one

Before marriage it s called DATING ; After marriage it s called ACCOMMODATING

Husband: But Alice you don t want that Wife: How will I know until I get it?