Being a husband is like any other job It helps a lot if you like the boss
Being a husband is like any other job It helps a lot if you like the boss
Q: Why dogs don t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog s life
Husband to his angry wife Have a Nice Day Wife: Don t tell me what to do
Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi Most men have one Ziddi
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life
BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable
Answering the wife is like defusing a bomb One mistake and BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
The only crush left in life after getting married is Candy Crush
I always read my wife s horoscope to see what kind of day I m going to have
Pity the man who marries for love and then finds that his wife has no money
A woman who says her husband can t take a joke is wrong He already took he
Marriage is like a midnight phone call - you get a ring and then you wake up
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you ve heard this one
Before marriage it s called DATING ; After marriage it s called ACCOMMODATING
Husband: But Alice you don t want that Wife: How will I know until I get it?