What s a man s idea of doing housework? Lifting his legs so you can hoove

Definition of a Happy Couple; HE does what she wants SHE does what she wants

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave lions are killed by Beautiful Dee

Both of my marriages were disasters My first wife left me My second one didn t

Everytime I try to make my marriage more exciting my wife somehow finds it out

The trouble with most men is they know all about women but nothing about wives

I was playing Chess today I beat my wife Then I went back to playing Chess

For a married man the meaning of Aji Sunte Ho is just like Big Boss Chahte Hein

Married men aren t nearly as concerned about Wi-Fi as they are about Wife s-Eye

If u r married please ignore this msg for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

The worst part of recession is that I lost half my stuff and still have my wife

Wives are the original bookies - they re forever trying to fix a husband s life

Daughter: What made you marry Mummy? Father: So you are beginning to wonder too?

If women are always right how come so many of them end up picking the wrong man?

For married men the meaning of a sound Aji Sunte Ho is like Bigg Boss Chahte Hain