3 magical words for a happy and successful marriage: OK BUY IT

You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to

I treat my wife like a goddess I m an atheist so I ignore he

Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge? Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?

Love - the quest Marriage - the conquest Divorce - the inquest

Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times I let her sleep

Women before marriage - Aashiqui And after marriage - Aa-shakki

Love is like a game of Chess One wrong move and you are married

I used to be an incurable romantic until I married an antibiotic

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapte

You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life

My wife says she enjoys my company it s a good thing that I own it

Dear Wife Lose an argument for a change and surprise your Husband

Flirting is like a game of Chess; One wrong move and you re married

What do you call a man who loses 150 lbs of useless fat? A divorcee