3 magical words for a happy and successful marriage: OK BUY IT
3 magical words for a happy and successful marriage: OK BUY IT
You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to
I treat my wife like a goddess I m an atheist so I ignore he
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge? Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?
Love - the quest Marriage - the conquest Divorce - the inquest
Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times I let her sleep
Women before marriage - Aashiqui And after marriage - Aa-shakki
Love is like a game of Chess One wrong move and you are married
I used to be an incurable romantic until I married an antibiotic
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapte
You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life
My wife says she enjoys my company it s a good thing that I own it
Dear Wife Lose an argument for a change and surprise your Husband
Flirting is like a game of Chess; One wrong move and you re married
What do you call a man who loses 150 lbs of useless fat? A divorcee