Instead of divorce why isn t there a marriage license that one has to renew every yea
Instead of divorce why isn t there a marriage license that one has to renew every yea
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Q: What s the difference between a woman s argument and a knife? A: A knife has a point
Every wife is a Mistress for her husband Miss for one hour and Stress for the 23 hours
Who says wives are difficult to please? They just want two things in life - Love Labels
What s common between clouds and wife? When both are not around we call it a bright day
I m returning these glasses I bought for my husband He s still not seeing things my way
Boss: You look like my third wife Lady: How many times have U been married? Boss: Twice
My Wife treats me like GOD She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something
Friend 1: My wife always has the last word Friend 2: You re lucky Mine never gets to it
Your wife misses you a lot only when you are partying and enjoying with your friends
Before marriage - She expects After marriage - She suspects After death - She respects
Whenever I disagree with my wife which is seldom she goes her way and I go Her way too
Marriage is like a Walkie Talkie Hubby goes out for a walkie when wifey gets very talkie
For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can t really touch anything