Marriage is like a bar of soap It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it

If you are happy even after your marriage you haven t taken your marriage seriously

A girl no longer marries a man for better or worse She marries him for more or less

Don t expect a woman to be an angel if you haven t created a heaven for her at home

Sure marriage can be fun some of the time Trouble is one is married all of the time

Marriage is love Love is blind Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind

The lie wives use most: I have a headache The lie husbands use most: I m on my way

If you are happy even after your marriage you haven t taken your marriage seriously

If at first you don t succeed shouldn t you try doing it like your wife told you to?

Marriages may be made in Heaven but the maintenance charges have to be paid on Earth

Modern paintings are like women: You ll never enjoy them if you try to understand them

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Men marry because they are tired women because they are curious: Both are disappointed

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn t they d be married too

Men are like fish; neither of them would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut