Marriage is very much like a violin After the sweet music is over the strings are attached
Marriage is very much like a violin After the sweet music is over the strings are attached
Before marriage it s called DATING; And after marriage it s called as AccommoDATING
I m not saying my wife s voice is annoying but right now I m really jealous of deaf people
If you re wrong and you shut up you re wise If you re right and you shut up you re married
Optimist: He is a man who waits in his car with engine running while his wife goes shopping
Men who don t understand women at all by large fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands
Marriage is an occasion when a ring is put on a woman s finger and two under the man s eyes
You don t need to say anything to argue with your wife she can even argue with your silence
It s tough to stay married My wife kisses the dog on the lips but won t drink from my glass
After years of threatening to leave last night my wife finally broke my heart She s staying
Does anybody have an Owner s Manual for Wives? Mine s making a terrible loud whinning noise
Hey kids Don t bother getting married just find a woman you don t like and give her a house
I m not saying my wife s voice is annoying; But right now I m really jealous of deaf people
I used to think that I wasn t scared of anything until I saw my wife reversing my new ca
The Nigella Limit: The maximum duration of time a husband can put up with wife s bad cooking