The shortest argument between husband and wife Wife: I hate you Husband: Kya Husn-e-Itafaq Hai

Lot of people don t understand the value of their wives until a judge decides the alimony amount

The only thing my mother-in-Law and I agree on is that: My wife should have married someone else

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words 2nd man: Same here I am married too

Darpok Hain Wo Log Jo Single Hain Aur Shaadi Nahi Karte Saala Jigar Chahiye Barbaad Hone Ke Liye

Only true friends stand by you during bad times So I promise I ll attend your wedding

Women s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You re in deep trouble

You are not a real man until a woman is upset with you for a reason that you don t even understand

Wife to her hubby Whenever I dream I see your face Husband : No wonder I always wake up screaming

Wats the diff between Complete Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished

My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding She doesn t Trust me and I don t Understand he

The relationship between husband wife is very psychological One is psycho and the other is logical

Just think if it weren t for marriage men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all

I was married for a short time just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren t joking

Husband before leaving for office to his angry wife Have a Nice Day Wife: Don t tell me what to do