Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK but it won t go with that skirt

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution

Holiday: It s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants

I tried Internet dating but I quickly realized it wasn t for me when they matched me up with my wife

One marriage in every six ends in divorce; But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end

Dear Husband Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise Yours Loving Wife

What most women want is just YOU; after you have taken her to the Jeweller s and an overseas holiday

There s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking It s called marriage

Silence is a language too So if you don t hear anything from your wife it doesn t mean you are safe

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor s Degree and the woman gets her Masters

In many countries a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more Just like a marriage license

Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks but paying the bill does

My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse She s constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet

While in bed after few years of marriage husband and wife s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS

Some people can t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends These people are called Married men