Never Argue with your wife when she s angry; or when she s tired; or relaxed; or happy or whatever JUST NEVER

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn t work bring the last word in the middle

Candle lit bubble baths are so relaxing - every time my wife takes one I get about an hour of peace and serenity

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life; But laughing at your wife s mistakes can shorten your life

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools; Go to Internet Options; Clear History; Delete Files; Delete Cookies

Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands railway stations or airports

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can t be handled by her parents anymore

Samsung Galaxy S4 pauses the video if you look away It s like your wife complaining TUMHARA DHYAAN KAHAN HAI?

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai Wife: Jao Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun Pagli

A wife is often referred to as the man s better half - which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths

Yeah my husband and I just split up I finally faced the fact that we re incompatible I m a Virgo and he s an a hole

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you d stayed single

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front; A Donkey from behind; And an angry wife from any direction

Husband: Hi Honey are we eating out tonight? Wife: What gives you the idea? Husband: I can t smell anything burning

Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Hi Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho? Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao