Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say After marriage he ll fall asleep before you finish

A man s silence can break a woman s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace

What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don t share the same news at least 100 times they really don t sit quietly

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world: 1 Wife s Smile 2 Wife s Tears 3 Wife s Looks And the 4th most dangerous is Wife s Missed Call

My friends always use to say There s plenty of fish in the sea But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept

Wife = 1/2 Husband So 2 Wives = Husband Also Wife = X Girlfriend Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called Man The Master of Women ? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side si

How to create the biggest doubt in your wife s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying Honey I love you too GAME OVER

Dear Weather Please stop being so cold We don t have hot boyfriends we already have cold husbands with hot temper Sincerely Wives

Wife: I am not talking to you Husband: Okay Wife: Don t you want to know the reason? Husband: No I respect and trust your decision

Never criticize ur husband s faults Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife

Never criticize ur husband s faults Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed I shall divorce you Husband: Oh my God And I was stupid enough trying to save them

A man s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends 1 Silent wife