Every Man needs a Beautiful wife intelligent wife caring wife loving wife sexy wife adjusting cooperative wife but it s sad that law allows only one wife

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth

Husband standing on the scale holding his stomach in Wife: I do not think that is going to help Husband: Sure it does How else could I see the numbers?

Friend: How s ur sex life? Man: As usual Monday to Friday Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh That time I m at home relaxing with my wife

Adam and Eve s wedding Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife EVE didn t hear the L Thus the misery began and has continued ever since

Life is a paradox-what u want u don t get(luv) what u get u don t njoy(marriage) what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend) what is permanent is boring(wife)

Wife: It says the man was shot by his wife at close range Husband: Then there must have been powder marks on the body Wife: Yes; that s why she shot him

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable; while the other is just having a baby

Son: Mummy do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Mummy: No sometimes they start with Darling I have to work a little late at the office tonight

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait Let me count

The symptoms of Ebola are sweating weakness diarrhea and stomach pain A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone

Boys room before marriage: Perfumes Love letters Gifts Friendship Bands Cards Nokia E7 After Marriage: Painkillers Loan papers Unpaid bills Nokia 1100

Wife: I ve bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday it has just arrived Husband: I am curious to see it Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on

Son: The marriage vows say till death do us part so we are not married in heaven? Father: That s right son because if we were still married we d be in hell

All Husbands are like Bluetooth; Always connected when wife is around; But; The moment wife is away; They automatically start searching for the new Devices