Life is a paradox: What U want U don t get(luv); What U get U don t enjoy(marriage); What U enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend): What is permanent is boring(wife)

Every Indian woman is Rani Laxmi Bai Rani: in her father s house before marriage Laxmi: when she goes to her husband s house Bai: when she raises her children

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day When I m in a gud mood it turns Green when Im in a bad mood it leaves a red mark on his forehead

Wife: If I die first I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession Husband: OK but it will totally ruin my day

Before marriage men talk about India Pakistan US Israel Phones Cricket Golf Football Sunny Leone After marriage men listen to their wives talk about their maids

Wife: If I die first I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession Husband: OK but it will totally ruin my day

Wife: I ve got a lot of things I want to talk to you about Husband: Good I m glad to hear it Usually you want to talk to me about a lot of things you haven t got

There are many brave people who always want to fight and be adventurous Some choose army and retire soon; And others get married and fight till death Salute them

What is the difference between welding and wedding? In welding there are sparks first and bonding later; Whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks late

Women marry men hoping they will change; And men marry women hoping they will not Unfortunately it happens in contrast and as result both of them get disappointed

Difference between GF Wife? GF-Beauty Wf-Duty GF-Pension Wf- Tension GF-Yummy Wf-Vehmi GF-Cool Wf-Fool GF-Tutti-Fruity Wf-Kismat Futi GF-Fresh Cake Wf-Earthquake

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband The poor King can take only one step at a time; While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes

Some say Whisky is Risky; Some say Whisky Bina Zindgi Miss Ki But I say - Beer Rum ho ya Whisky; Koi Nahi hai Wife se Jyaada Risky Par Ab Yeh Mat Puchhana ke Kisky

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein Hazaro Jati Hein; Hazaro Hasti Hein Hazaro Rulati Hein; Lekin Mere Dost Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein; Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage