Husband: Wow Darling the house is so clean Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No Husband surprised Wife: Actually I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it

Every time you talk to your wife you should remember that This conversation will be recorded for your Training and Quality monitoring purpose And it can be used against you even after 30 years

When husband breaks a glass Wife: Break everything Break all these bottles break the kitchen break the house just break everything And when wife breaks a glass Wife: Who kept this glass here?

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glances = 1 Smile 7 Smiles = 1 Meeting 7 Meetings = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposals = 1 Marriage And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems So beware of a glance

Open letter: Dear Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi If you really have the intention to know about the problems of a common man then the first thing you should do is Get Married Sincerely Commmon Man

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it half the divorces won t take place On the other hand if women behave before marriage the way they do after it half the marriages won t take place

Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein

Husband to wife Wow Darling the house is so clean Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No Husband was completely surprised Wife: I lost my phone charger had to put things in place to look for it

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like Hey yo I love you so much I m gonna get the government involved so that you can t leave me

Wife: You had lunch? Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch? Wife: I m asking you Husband: I m asking you Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: Let s go shopping Husband: I had lunch

There s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1 It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment stress high B P and fits of rage There s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever It s called B1W1(Wife)

You complain that you have had to support your wife s family? the court questioned the man seeking a divorce Yes your honor How much of a family has she? Four children your honor Who is their father? I am your hono

Wife: Honey before we got married you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry Husband: Yes so? Wife: How come you don t do it anymore? Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it

A wife was screaming at her husband Leave Get out of this house she ordered As husband was walking out the door she yelled I hope you die a slow and painful death He stopped turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?

A son asked his mother Why are wedding dresses white? She replied It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure Then the son went and asked the same question to his father All household appliances come in white said his fathe