Once a man asked God Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence it means that you re a MALE and MARRIED

Heated Gold is called Ornament; Beated Copper is called Wire; Compressed Carbon is called Diamond; And Heated Beated and Compressed Person is called Husband

Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me mother He gives me everything I ask for Mother: That merely shows my dear child that you are not asking enough

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month what will you pay me? Husband: I won t have to pay you you ll get my entire insurance amount

If a wife needs husband s attention she just has to look sad and uncomfortable; If a husband needs wife s attention he just has to look comfortable and happy

Every unmarried girl looks for Mr Charming And after a few years of married life she becomes unsecured and doesn t want him to look charming It s damn weird

It s like a mini Heart Attack when men can t find their mobiles in their pockets and It s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage when they see it in their wife s hand

Regardless of what you may say or hear there are still many women these days who are excellent housekeepers They keep the house every time they get a divorce

Shopkeeper: Bolo Sahab Kya Chaahiye? Man: Hone Wali Biwi ke Kutte ke Liye Cake Lene Aaya Hoon milega kya? Shopkeeper: Haan par Yahin Khaaoge ya Pack kar doon?

15th August is the only day in the year when married men realise that they also need to assert their rights and fight for their freedom Happy Independence Day

Women marry men hoping they will change; Men marry women hoping they will not Unfortunately it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed

A man before marriage is a Superman; After Marriage he is a Gentleman; After 5 years he is a Watchman; And 10 Years later he is a Spiderman caught in his own we

Wife: Tum toh mujhe shaadi ke pehle se jaante the kya main badal gayi hoon? Hubby: Shaadi ke pehle you were a real Chick but now you are always Chick Chick Chick

Just because a person is silent doesn t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy It s possible that life taught him some serious lessons Or may be he is Married