Girl: I love you Santa: OMG I love me too
Banta: I got an anonymous letter Santa: From whom?
Jeeto: I really hate you Santa: What a coincidence
Santa: I show my wife who the boss is by handing her a mirro
Opportunity: When Banta is on tour Threat: When I am on tou
Doctor: Do you drink to excess? Santa: I ll drink to anything
Doctor: How is your headache now? Santa: Oh she is out of town
Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No there s nothing down here
Santa: Booze is the answer but now I can`t remember the question
Banta: What is the penalty for bigamy? Santa: Two mothers-in-law
Banta: Santa where were u born? Santa: Punjab Banta: Which part?
What s an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector? Santa: Yes I married he
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai whole body is born in Punja
Santa: You wanna come to my New Year s Eve party? Banta: Sure when?